Now streaming · Season 1

Peer-reviewed drama.

Rich from staking. Addicted to drama. Still waiting for the roadmap. Meet the most glamorous family on Cardano, where every crisis arrives exactly once per epoch.

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The CardaniansSeason 1 cast
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New episode every epoch.

The cast

Meet the family

Six personalities, one wallet, zero chill.

Mama Ada

The momager

Runs everything, takes a cut of everyone and calls it staking rewards. Has never sold a single coin.

Epocha

The drama queen

Her crises arrive exactly once every five days, and she always knows when the next one is due.

Hydra

The sister who scales

Five parties in one night, three phones, zero latency. Somehow everywhere at once.

Stakey

The son

Never works, gets paid every epoch anyway. His whole personality is passive income.

Uncle Ouroboros

The professor

Settles every family fight with a forty-page research paper that nobody reads.

Sol

The boyfriend

Fast, flashy and from the other chain. The family does not trust him one bit.

New · A tiny RPG

Meet the family. Literally.

Play as Sol, Epocha’s boyfriend from the other chain. Pay Mama Ada her 10%, out-debate Uncle Ouroboros, find all three Hydras and wake up Stakey. Then see if Epocha lets you move in.

Play the RPG Open the arcade Six quick games: Stakey’s Payday, Find Hydra, Family Memory, Tic Tac Toe, Peer Review and the Family Cup
Season 1

Epocha & Sol

Epocha fell for a boy from the other chain. The family is furious. A new episode drops on every Cardano epoch change, around 23:44 Amsterdam time.

  1. Ep. 1Epoch 663 · Wed 21 Oct

    Payday

    Stakey wakes up at 23:44, checks his rewards and goes straight back to sleep.

  2. Ep. 2Epoch 664 · Mon 26 Oct

    Sunday dinner

    Epocha brings Sol home for the first time. You voted on who reacts worst.

  3. Ep. 3Epoch 665 · Sat 31 Oct

    The private detective

    Mama Ada hires someone to look into Sol. The findings: he is very fast.

  4. Ep. 4Epoch 666 · Thu 5 Nov

    The paper

    Uncle Ouroboros publishes why it will never work. Forty pages. Peer-reviewed.

  5. Ep. 5Epoch 667 · Tue 10 Nov

    Hydra takes sides

    Hydra is on both sides at the same time, obviously.

  6. Ep. 6Epoch 668 · Sun 15 Nov

    Moving in

    Season finale: Sol moves in with the family. Nobody is ready.

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